I feel that I should warn people that calling Pip cute is a hazard to their health.
I’M NOT THAT OLD, DAMN IT
Apparently, pouring the remainder of its drink over my head counts for the same value of earning the fruit in the glass as does finishing the drink.
ATTENTION: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It is, in fact, a circular saw.
That, on the other hand, is a drill.
- WiFi: connected
- Me: then fucking act like it