March 2012
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It always amuses me (for a certain value of the word) when the librarian sticks her head in the door and says “we’re closing now” in that polite way that just screams ”get the fuck out hobo”.
I hate people.
Note.
I have a bunch of asks in my inbox, but here’s the thing.
I’m empty inside.
Right now, I haven’t got what it takes to engage in witty conversation. Right now what I want is to spend some time with one of…we’ll say three people. Watch a movie, be close, hug, things like that. And then I’d like to sleep.
And I’d like to a.) wake up to find that all of...
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justchukwa asked: Top Six fingers on your left hand.
"If I met you in real life"... Finish it in my ask...
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Anonymous asked: Oh, come on. Wouldn't you like to go to space at least once before I turn you into my world conquering tit monster?
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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Anonymous asked: The risk is what makes it exciting!
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Anonymous asked: You should consider it. It's really fun.
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Anonymous asked: Have you ever been spaced?
So does Tumblr just suggest that everyone follow mspandrew?
I wish I wasn’t so psychologically broken.
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bitch-commander-panty-deactivat asked: Tell us about your proudest achievement! Not a question exactly but a request if you're willing to humor it?
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Anonymous asked: Since you said you would answer any question, I'll be a pervert anon. What're the colors of ALL of your bras and panties? :3 (Pictures would be fine too :3)
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
cougardraven:
Sure, why the fuck not.
Reblogging because I am lonely and depressed and this is sure to help.
Motherfucker.
I’m sick of feeling like I can’t post what I’m truly feeling on here. This is my fucking blog, and if I have mood swings, by fuck you’re going to know about it. I’m not afraid to lose followers over it.
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bitch-commander-panty-deactivat asked: I, J, R
Distract me?
imanassspankme:
cottoncandyhappyface:
A. Why my last relationship ended. B. Favourite band. C. Who I like and why I like them. D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through. E. My best friend. F. My favourite movie. G. Sexual orientation. H. Do I smoke/drink? I. Have any tattoos or piercings? J. What I want to be when I get older. K. Relationship with my parents. L. One of my insecurities. ...
February 2012
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
Leaving this world. If anyone needs me, I'll be in...
Be there shortly.
liesandzander asked: Will your beard marry me?
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alonglostletter asked: You seem cuddly. Marry me.
You know what I love about the English language?
The sentence “I have no current plans to kill you.” has at least five different distinct meanings depending on where the emphasis is placed, and a sixth that is derived from saying it with no emphasis.
And when it’s typed it could mean any of them.
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stealst asked: I think we could have a nice and fulfilling marriage. :/a
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barefootbluey asked: Marry me.
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Now Accepting Marriage Proposals for Leap Day →
Anonymous asked: I don't want to talk about it. I can't. I just needed to say it. It's enough to know that other people are glad I'm here, even though I'm not.
Anonymous asked: That makes one of us who's glad I'm still here, then. (not the other anon)
Anonymous asked: Even me?
To everyone who has dealt with suicidal thoughts...
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Anonymous asked: I can do both. Tits are multifunctional.
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Anonymous asked: You're just jealous because I thought of the tit monster idea first.
Did You Know:
rise-up-prince-of-heart:
That ANYBODY can be homophobic, racist, or generally hateful? LITERALLY anybody! This includes, but is not limited to: Christians, Atheists, Muslims, Republicans, Democrats, Independents, your neighbor, that guy who sits next to you in class, you cousin, Americans, Canadians, Irish, the guy who wears that spandex suit every day, the person in the car who always has their...